Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men entered its eighth season during the 2010-2011 season. Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, Spin City, Scary Movie 3, Major League, Major League II) is once again a bachelor, living in his fancy Malibu home after his engagement ended with Chelsea. His brother, Alan, (Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink) still mooches off his big brother and still lives with Charlie, along with his teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones, The Rookie) who is now proving to be a chip off Charlie's block. And, as if life wasn't hard enough, there is Alan and Charlie's mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor) and their blue-collar and equally as crazy housekeeper Berta (Conchata Ferrell).
CBS Broadcast History
September 2003 - May 2005 --- Mondays 9:30pm/8:30c
September 2005 - May 2012 --- Mondays 9:00pm/8:00c
September 2012 - Present --- Thursdays 8:30pm/7:30c
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201 episodes |
30 minutes |
14% popular |
Season 9
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S09E24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Watch online | 14 May 2012 |
| S09E23 | The Straw In My Donut Hole Watch online | 7 May 2012 |
| S09E22 | Why We Gave Up Women Watch online | 30 Apr 2012 |
| S09E21 | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Watch online | 16 Apr 2012 |
| S09E20 | Grandma's Pie Watch online | 9 Apr 2012 |
| S09E19 | Palmdale, Ech Watch online | 19 Mar 2012 |
| S09E18 | The War Against Gingivitis Watch online | 27 Feb 2012 |
| S09E17 | Not In My Mouth Watch online | 20 Feb 2012 |
| S09E16 | Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy Watch online | 13 Feb 2012 |
| S09E15 | The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack Watch online | 6 Feb 2012 |
| S09E14 | A Possum on Chemo Watch online | 16 Jan 2012 |
| S09E13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Watch online | 2 Jan 2012 |
| S09E12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! Watch online | 12 Dec 2011 |
| S09E11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip Watch online | 5 Dec 2011 |
| S09E10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Watch online | 21 Nov 2011 |
| S09E09 | Frodo’s Headshots Watch online | 14 Nov 2011 |
| S09E08 | Thank You For The Intercourse Watch online | 7 Nov 2011 |
| S09E07 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Watch online | 31 Oct 2011 |
| S09E06 | The Squat and The Hover Watch online | 24 Oct 2011 |
| S09E05 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Watch online | 17 Oct 2011 |
| S09E04 | Nine Magic Fingers Watch online | 10 Oct 2011 |
| S09E03 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food Watch online | 3 Oct 2011 |
| S09E02 | People Who Love Peepholes (2) Watch online | 26 Sep 2011 |
| S09E01 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1) Watch online | 19 Sep 2011 |
Season 8
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S08E16 | That Darn Priest Watch online | 14 Feb 2011 |
| S08E15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Watch online | 7 Feb 2011 |
| S08E14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs Watch online | 17 Jan 2011 |
| S08E13 | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Watch online | 3 Jan 2011 |
| S08E12 | Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead Watch online | 13 Dec 2010 |
| S08E11 | Dead From The Waist Down Watch online | 6 Dec 2010 |
| S08E10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Watch online | 22 Nov 2010 |
| S08E09 | A Good Time in Central Africa Watch online | 15 Nov 2010 |
| S08E08 | Springtime On A Stick Watch online | 8 Nov 2010 |
| S08E07 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette Watch online | 1 Nov 2010 |
| S08E06 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger Watch online | 25 Oct 2010 |
| S08E05 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Watch online | 18 Oct 2010 |
| S08E04 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Watch online | 11 Oct 2010 |
| S08E03 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus Watch online | 4 Oct 2010 |
| S08E02 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Watch online | 27 Sep 2010 |
| S08E01 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Watch online | 20 Sep 2010 |
Season 7
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S07E22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well Watch online | 24 May 2010 |
| S07E21 | Gumby with a Pokey Watch online | 17 May 2010 |
| S07E20 | I Called Him Magoo Watch online | 10 May 2010 |
| S07E19 | Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave Watch online | 12 Apr 2010 |
| S07E18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day Watch online | 22 Mar 2010 |
| S07E17 | I Found Your Mustache Watch online | 8 Mar 2010 |
| S07E16 | Tinkle Like a Princess Watch online | 1 Mar 2010 |
| S07E15 | Aye, Aye, Captain Watch online | 8 Feb 2010 |
| S07E14 | Crude and Uncalled For Watch online | 1 Feb 2010 |
| S07E13 | Yay, No Polyps! Watch online | 18 Jan 2010 |
| S07E12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Watch online | 11 Jan 2010 |
| S07E11 | Warning, It's Dirty Watch online | 14 Dec 2009 |
| S07E10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room Watch online | 7 Dec 2009 |
| S07E09 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Watch online | 23 Nov 2009 |
| S07E08 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Watch online | 16 Nov 2009 |
| S07E07 | Untainted by Filth Watch online | 9 Nov 2009 |
| S07E06 | Give Me Your Thumb Watch online | 2 Nov 2009 |
| S07E05 | For the Sake of the Child Watch online | 19 Oct 2009 |
| S07E04 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Watch online | 12 Oct 2009 |
| S07E03 | Mmm, fish. Yum. Watch online | 5 Oct 2009 |
| S07E02 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation Watch online | 28 Sep 2009 |
| S07E01 | 818-jklpuzo Watch online | 21 Sep 2009 |
Season 6
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S06E24 | Baseball with Better Steroids Watch online | 18 May 2009 |
| S06E23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Watch online | 11 May 2009 |
| S06E22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Watch online | 4 May 2009 |
| S06E21 | Above Exalted Cyclops Watch online | 27 Apr 2009 |
| S06E20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Watch online | 13 Apr 2009 |
| S06E19 | The Two Finger Rule Watch online | 30 Mar 2009 |
| S06E18 | My Son's Enormous Head Watch online | 16 Mar 2009 |
| S06E17 | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Watch online | 9 Mar 2009 |
| S06E16 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Watch online | 2 Mar 2009 |
| S06E15 | I'd Like to Start With the Cat Watch online | 9 Feb 2009 |
| S06E14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Watch online | 2 Feb 2009 |
| S06E13 | I Think You Offended Don Watch online | 19 Jan 2009 |
| S06E12 | Thank God for Scoliosis Watch online | 12 Jan 2009 |
| S06E11 | The Devil's Lube Watch online | 15 Dec 2008 |
| S06E10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Watch online | 8 Dec 2008 |
| S06E09 | The Mooch At The Boo Watch online | 24 Nov 2008 |
| S06E08 | Pinocchio's Mouth Watch online | 17 Nov 2008 |
| S06E07 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy Watch online | 10 Nov 2008 |
| S06E06 | It's Always Nazi Week Watch online | 3 Nov 2008 |
| S06E05 | A Jock Strap In Hell Watch online | 20 Oct 2008 |
| S06E04 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' Watch online | 13 Oct 2008 |
| S06E03 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict Watch online | 6 Oct 2008 |
| S06E02 | Pie Hole, Herb Watch online | 29 Sep 2008 |
| S06E01 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child Watch online | 22 Sep 2008 |
Season 5
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S05E19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper Watch online | 19 May 2008 |
| S05E18 | If My Hole Could Talk Watch online | 12 May 2008 |
| S05E17 | Fish in a Drawer Watch online | 5 May 2008 |
| S05E16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Watch online | 28 Apr 2008 |
| S05E15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction Watch online | 21 Apr 2008 |
| S05E14 | Winky-Dink Time Watch online | 14 Apr 2008 |
| S05E13 | The Soil is Moist Watch online | 31 Mar 2008 |
| S05E12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Watch online | 24 Mar 2008 |
| S05E11 | Meander To Your Dander Watch online | 17 Mar 2008 |
| S05E10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia Watch online | 26 Nov 2007 |
| S05E09 | Tight's Good Watch online | 19 Nov 2007 |
| S05E08 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Watch online | 12 Nov 2007 |
| S05E07 | The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room Watch online | 5 Nov 2007 |
| S05E06 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail Watch online | 29 Oct 2007 |
| S05E05 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Watch online | 22 Oct 2007 |
| S05E04 | City of Great Racks Watch online | 15 Oct 2007 |
| S05E03 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Watch online | 8 Oct 2007 |
| S05E02 | Media Room Slash Dungeon Watch online | 1 Oct 2007 |
| S05E01 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Watch online | 24 Sep 2007 |
Season 4
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S04E24 | Prostitutes and Gelato Watch online | 14 May 2007 |
| S04E23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Watch online | 7 May 2007 |
| S04E22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Watch online | 30 Apr 2007 |
| S04E21 | Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous Watch online | 23 Apr 2007 |
| S04E20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) Watch online | 16 Apr 2007 |
| S04E19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) Watch online | 9 Apr 2007 |
| S04E18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville Watch online | 19 Mar 2007 |
| S04E17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie Watch online | 26 Feb 2007 |
| S04E16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too Watch online | 19 Feb 2007 |
| S04E15 | My Damn Stalker Watch online | 12 Feb 2007 |
| S04E14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Watch online | 5 Feb 2007 |
| S04E13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer Watch online | 22 Jan 2007 |
| S04E12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana Watch online | 8 Jan 2007 |
| S04E11 | Walnuts and Demerol Watch online | 11 Dec 2006 |
| S04E10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln Watch online | 27 Nov 2006 |
| S04E09 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Watch online | 20 Nov 2006 |
| S04E08 | Release the Dogs Watch online | 13 Nov 2006 |
| S04E07 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Watch online | 6 Nov 2006 |
| S04E06 | Apologies for the Frivolity Watch online | 23 Oct 2006 |
| S04E05 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Watch online | 16 Oct 2006 |
| S04E04 | A Pot Smoking Monkey Watch online | 9 Oct 2006 |
| S04E03 | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Watch online | 2 Oct 2006 |
| S04E02 | Who's Vod Kanockers Watch online | 25 Sep 2006 |
| S04E01 | Working for Caligula Watch online | 18 Sep 2006 |
Season 3
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S03E24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Watch online | 22 May 2006 |
| S03E23 | Arguments for the Quickie Watch online | 15 May 2006 |
| S03E22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie Watch online | 8 May 2006 |
| S03E21 | And the Plot Moistens Watch online | 1 May 2006 |
| S03E20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Watch online | 24 Apr 2006 |
| S03E19 | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Watch online | 10 Apr 2006 |
| S03E18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler Watch online | 20 Mar 2006 |
| S03E17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Watch online | 13 Mar 2006 |
| S03E16 | Ergo, The Booty Call Watch online | 6 Mar 2006 |
| S03E15 | My Tongue is Meat Watch online | 27 Feb 2006 |
| S03E14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Watch online | 6 Feb 2006 |
| S03E13 | Humiliation is a Visual Medium Watch online | 23 Jan 2006 |
| S03E12 | That Special Tug Watch online | 9 Jan 2006 |
| S03E11 | Santa's Village of the Damned Watch online | 19 Dec 2005 |
| S03E10 | Something Salted and Twisted Watch online | 28 Nov 2005 |
| S03E09 | Madame and Her Special Friend Watch online | 21 Nov 2005 |
| S03E08 | That Voodoo That I Do Do Watch online | 14 Nov 2005 |
| S03E07 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Watch online | 7 Nov 2005 |
| S03E06 | Hi, Mr. Horned One Watch online | 24 Oct 2005 |
| S03E05 | We Called It Mr. Pinky Watch online | 17 Oct 2005 |
| S03E04 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Watch online | 10 Oct 2005 |
| S03E03 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Watch online | 3 Oct 2005 |
| S03E02 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Watch online | 26 Sep 2005 |
| S03E01 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Watch online | 19 Sep 2005 |
Season 2
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S02E24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? Watch online | 23 May 2005 |
| S02E23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Watch online | 16 May 2005 |
| S02E22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Watch online | 9 May 2005 |
| S02E21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Watch online | 2 May 2005 |
| S02E20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Watch online | 18 Apr 2005 |
| S02E19 | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise Watch online | 21 Mar 2005 |
| S02E18 | It Was Mame, Mom Watch online | 7 Mar 2005 |
| S02E17 | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! Watch online | 21 Feb 2005 |
| S02E16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Watch online | 14 Feb 2005 |
| S02E15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand Watch online | 7 Feb 2005 |
| S02E14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Watch online | 31 Jan 2005 |
| S02E13 | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair Watch online | 17 Jan 2005 |
| S02E12 | A Lungful of Alan Watch online | 3 Jan 2005 |
| S02E11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Watch online | 13 Dec 2004 |
| S02E10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater Watch online | 29 Nov 2004 |
| S02E09 | Yes, Monsignor Watch online | 22 Nov 2004 |
| S02E08 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Watch online | 15 Nov 2004 |
| S02E07 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Watch online | 8 Nov 2004 |
| S02E06 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Watch online | 25 Oct 2004 |
| S02E05 | Bad News from the Clinic Watch online | 18 Oct 2004 |
| S02E04 | Go Get Mommy's Bra Watch online | 11 Oct 2004 |
| S02E03 | A Bag Full of Jawea Watch online | 4 Oct 2004 |
| S02E02 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Watch online | 27 Sep 2004 |
| S02E01 | Back Off Mary Poppins Watch online | 20 Sep 2004 |
Season 1
| Ep # | Title | Air time |
|---|---|---|
| S01E24 | Can You Feel My Finger? Watch online | 24 May 2004 |
| S01E23 | Just Like Buffalo Watch online | 17 May 2004 |
| S01E22 | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet Watch online | 10 May 2004 |
| S01E21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing Watch online | 3 May 2004 |
| S01E20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Watch online | 19 Apr 2004 |
| S01E19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Watch online | 22 Mar 2004 |
| S01E18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick Watch online | 1 Mar 2004 |
| S01E17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Watch online | 23 Feb 2004 |
| S01E16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) Watch online | 16 Feb 2004 |
| S01E15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) Watch online | 9 Feb 2004 |
| S01E14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas Watch online | 2 Feb 2004 |
| S01E13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan Watch online | 12 Jan 2004 |
| S01E12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones Watch online | 5 Jan 2004 |
| S01E11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Watch online | 15 Dec 2003 |
| S01E10 | Merry Thanksgiving Watch online | 24 Nov 2003 |
| S01E09 | Phase One, Complete Watch online | 17 Nov 2003 |
| S01E08 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Watch online | 10 Nov 2003 |
| S01E07 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Watch online | 3 Nov 2003 |
| S01E06 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Watch online | 27 Oct 2003 |
| S01E05 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Watch online | 20 Oct 2003 |
| S01E04 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap Watch online | 13 Oct 2003 |
| S01E03 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Watch online | 6 Oct 2003 |
| S01E02 | Big Flappy Bastards Watch online | 29 Sep 2003 |
| S01E01 | Pilot Watch online | 22 Sep 2003 |
